More than just dairy.

Milkshake™ brand fruit-infused, thoroughly shaken, milk-based concoctions.

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Look at our menu!

Smooth, scrumptious, occasionally drug-infused.

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Get in touch!

Or don't! We don't really care, we just want your money.

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Find out who we are!

We are human and have human things like flesh and blood and morals.